Why I am an undecided.


I still don't know who am I going to vote for this coming election.

Bush or Kerry.

There doesn't appear to be much difference between the two, when you get right down to it.

Bush and Kerry are both Yale Grads who belonged to the Skull and Bones club. Both are wealthy, connected through bloodlines to countless past presidents and the current royal family of the U.K. They own planes, drive large boats and have houses all over the country.

They are no more similiar to you and I than a zookeeper is to the orangutans he tends.


The military appears to be split between Bush and Kerry.

Some of those with whom Kerry served has said that he is a hero. Others have called him a liar. Everyone has taken a side in the issue.

I thought about voting for Nader. He has identified the real problems in the world. His only difficulty is that no one really wants to listen to him. Yes, Ralph, we all know you are right but practically speaking, it ain't never gonna change....

Whomever is elected president will face a United States at war, under attack from well-funded Islamic terrorists who despise our way of life and very existence; a United States with a sagging economy, a health insurance collapse and comprised mostly of lazy fat people.

It's a hell of a job, being the President of the United States.

And I can't decide which of these two poor bastards truly deserves it.